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Iron Man (no spoilers)

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Mike summed it up: Best superhero movie yet filmed.

Don’t forget to stay until after the credits.

squee.

Screen review roundup

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Big screen first:

Definitely, Maybe — I like Ryan Reynolds quite a bit, but he fell a little flat for me in this, and I’m not sure if he was really bad or if he just didn’t have much to work with. All three of the women he’s involved with are wonderful, and of course Abigail [...]

Oscar music

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Once! I tuned in too late to see the song performed, but just in time to see it win. I just sent the DVD back to Netflix. The mini-review I left said something like, “Ho-hum plot and dialogue, transcendent music.” (I’m too lazy to go look it up.) Quite pleased that the song won — [...]

Quick reviews

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Found Iron Kissed on the shelf at B&N today, a week early, and promptly devoured it. This series just keeps getting better — as far as I’m concerned, it sits at the top of the urban fantasy/paranormal romance heap. Briggs is especially clever about opening up pieces of Mercy’s world without being heavy-handed about it. [...]

quickly….

Monday, December 17th, 2007

So I haven’t posted much lately. Sorry about that. Here’s a quick roundup of what’s going on….

Michael finished his fall classes last week, did OK in both, and starts a minimester tomorrow, unless he can talk his advisor into substituting an old credit for this class. (ETA: He did! Yay!) His physics study partner has [...]

August Rush

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

Wow.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

For the first twenty minutes or so, I thought this was going to be a brilliant movie. The cinematography was incredible, the James brothers were interestingly broody, the train robbery was clicking right along…

... and then. the. movie.

slowed.

down.

.

OMG slow.

How did I not notice going in that this thing was 2:40??!

My pithy sum-up: Jesse James [...]

This is a movie about guns and the carrots who love them.

Friday, September 14th, 2007

So we went to see Shoot ‘Em Up tonight.

Wow.

Here’s a transcript of our conversation afterward:

MICHAEL: Wow.
ME: blinky
[time passes]
ME: Wow.
MICHAEL: blinky
ME: headshake
MICHAEL: Wow.

It’s amazing. All the reviews I’d seen were glowing. You’d‘ve thought this was the best action movie since Bourne rather than the bastard offspring of Crank and The Matrix‘s gloriously extravagant gun battles.

It starts [...]

Quick reviews

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

3:10 to Yuma: Wow. Russell Crowe and Christian Bale are outstanding, and so is the plot. (It’s Elmore Leonard, being great the way he does.) Gretchen Mol is still made of cardboard, and I continue to wonder why people keep casting her, but fortunately she doesn’t have all that much to do. This is a [...]

Stardust

Friday, August 10th, 2007

Utterly delightful. Different from the graphic novel in many ways, but delightful.

It turns out that most people I know who’ve read the book at all have read the versions published without the illustrations. People: you have been cheated out of half the story. This is the edition you want. I know, it costs more. Such [...]

Need more internet

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

Did I really write “end of scene” last night as a reason for stopping? That was not the end of the scene. This is the end of the scene.

New words: 896
Reason for stopping: I fall over now.
Sustenance: Raspberry tea, low-fat Ben & Jerry’s chocolate-fudge something-or-other
Exercise: BodyFlow. Ow.
Tyop du jour: “mumured.” A soft-spoken mumu is talking?
Mean [...]

Spider-Man 3: 3 times the WTF?

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

OMG.

That was….

OMG.

That was horrible.

WTF?

The only thing I can figure is that about 20 or 30 minutes in, there was a shark. I didn’t see it, but I know it was there. Spidey, oblivious idiot that he is, went slinging over the damn thing’s head and never noticed. And for the next two hours, the rest [...]

This Film Is Not Yet Rated

Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Just finished watching This Film Is Not Yet Rated, the documentary about the MPAA’s ratings board. It was, shall we say, eye-opening. There are three threads to its narrative: clips, quotes, and interviews with MPAA members; interviews with filmmakers who have had to modify their work to achieve a less restrictive rating; and an investigation [...]

Blades of Glory

Friday, March 30th, 2007

It was everything I dreamed it could be… and more.

[Editor’s note: substantial posting will resume once I get done being sick.]

Breaking news: publishers’ math “fuzzy.” Film at 11.

Sunday, March 18th, 2007

The current issue of Entertainment Weekly has an amusing story about the court case between Clive Cussler and the studio who made Sahara. Here’s the part that made me fall out of my chair (emphasis mine):

More pointedly, though, the producers also accused the novelist of lying about how many fans he actually has. ‘’Sahara didn’t [...]

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Blockbuster CEO Doesn’t Understand the Fascination With Netflix — ‘Equally bewildering to Mr. Keyes is the emphasis on catalog size. Why would anyone want to watch anything other than new releases, he wonders. “I don’t care how many movies are available to me. As my personal taste as a customer, I want to watch the new stuff so whether we have 10,000 movies or 200 movies doesn’t matter if I don’t want to see any of the movies that we have . . . our assortment is heavily weighted toward newer releases and mainstream staple titles.”’ And that is why I no longer go to Blockbuster, you idiot. Because I saw the new releases in the theater, thanks very much, and I like watching old stuff that I’ve never seen. You know, on this nifty archival disc format we have. (via DF)

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Lenovo’s ad with the two guys in the airport is absolutely hysterical. (For all the people here not watching NBC’s Olympic coverage.)

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Writing a novel, a love story — so very true. I think you all know which stage I’m in….

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The Shire is in foreclosure! — anybody up for establishing a commune? (via MeFi)

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Neuromancer — with Hayden Christiansen in the lead role, I fear for the quality of the movie. The poster makes a most excellent iPhone wallpaper, though.

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The second annual A List Apart web design survey is up. If you design sites professionally, please fill it out! No one else is gathering data on our industry.

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Revision Control for WP — limits or disables the new revision feature in WordPress 2.6.

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Font Conference — Times New Roman presides as the standard fonts debate whether to allow Zapf Dingbats into the club. Hysterical! (via DF)

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To celebrate the launch of Tor.com, they’ve reposting the free giveaways they did as teasers. Among other things, that page is a source for some pretty kick-ass iPhone wallpapers.

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F*cking programming — Yeah, that sums up my working life. (via comment at Making Light)

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