Sillybean

... and I laughed my ass off.

“Make You Happy Tonight”, by Tripod

Baby… gonna make you happy tonight!
Give my love to you, aw baby
Gonna make you feel so right!
Spend some time with you
Do the things you want me to….

...

So get ready for lovin’ tonight….

Before we get down to love
Just gotta finish this level!

You see I got [...]

A must-see video clip: Bill Maher, Robin Williams, Leslie Stahl, and Joe Biden riff on Jeff Gannon. Absolutely hilarious.

“Camp Anderson, Apathetic Ags!
Whoopty freakin’ do.
We don’t go to stack or cut,
Reveille is just a mutt,
Midnight yell is for buffoons.
We SURE as hell don’t bleed maroon.
AAAAA.... whatever.”

That’s probably copyright 1996 or 1997 by the authors of Ewe Hall, whose names escape me just now, but alas, I don’t have the comic strip handy.

(If you’re not [...]

Atlanta Nights is the hottest book going at the moment.

What the hell is Atlanta Nights?

It’s a book (I use the term loosely) written by a cadre of SF writers in order to prove that Publish America does not, in fact, screen its slush for any semblance of quality.

How bad is it? Jim Macdonald writes:

Two chapter [...]

My office neighbor, upon being shown the document that was just sent to me for publishing on the web:

“Who is their liaison with this office? The Marquis de Sade?”

My sentiments exactly.

As we enter our fortieth day of rain, I propose that starting with next month’s summer session, the university should offer the NOAH certification program, consisting of ark-building 101, animal husbandry, and community waste management.

PacManhattan (via Monkeyfilter)

Dorcus Menswear for Men is exactly as painful as it sounds. From the incomparable Lileks.

JohnKerryIsADoucheBagButImVotingForHimAnyway.com is my new favorite URL.

I was really cranky on Friday, in case you couldn’t tell. Saturday was entertaining. It’s not every day you get to see someone take a pair of scissors to a dress that costs about what [...]

Another addition to the LOTR humor file: the Silmarillion in 1000 words.

LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.

SAURON: Make me.

ISILDUR: Whack.

SAURON: Ow.

ELROND: Hey, you got his ring. Let’s ditch it.

ISILDUR: No.

ELROND: This sucks.

ISILDUR: Tell me about it. <strong>dies</strong>

GONDORIANS: <strong>change calendar</strong>

(via Particles)

The Passion of the Christ: Blooper Reel, by the fabulous Paul Ford.

Florence Foster Jenkins, Queen of the Night Aria.

Apparently I’m eight too, 3jane, because I thought this was funny as hell:

Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future.

Life in the wide world goes on much as it has these past age, full of its own comings and goings, scarcely aware of the existence of pants… for which I am very [...]

The Witch-King of Angmar has an advice column on LiveJournal.

Why CDs make crappy presents for kids. Lovingly illustrated.

This one’s making the rounds: Sauron, the One Ring, and contract law

See, Sauron labels this Ring as ”the least of Rings” but really he can use it to enslave everyone. The Dwarves might well say ”What? We thought you meant that plastic decoder thing that Isildur stole from your breakfast cereal—Elrond’s had that as a [...]