April 21, 2004
Silmarillion humor
Another addition to the LOTR humor file: the Silmarillion in 1000 words.
LAST ALLIANCE OF ELVES AND MEN: Push off.
SAURON: Make me.
ISILDUR: Whack.
SAURON: Ow.
ELROND: Hey, you got his ring. Let’s ditch it.
ISILDUR: No.
ELROND: This sucks.
ISILDUR: Tell me about it. <strong>dies</strong>
GONDORIANS: <strong>change calendar</strong>
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